bartok the magnificiant

We have been working diligently on our latest project Panic at the Disco. The BBES head officer Shakira is transporting them to the underground concentration camp. They will have all to much fun there. But now we are going after pop-rock bands more. That Panic at the Disco are going all the way down. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PRISON. WE CHIMED IN WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE THEY NEVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD D%$& JAIL DOOR. They will be locked up there for a long time. Our jail guard will make sure that they will never get out, “good job there Layne.” Well that is how it goes for the BBES this week and remember to join you must call this new number 1-800liveerasdnabyob backwards it is boybandsareevil008-1 alright farewell for now from the me, Shakira, and the rest of the BBES.

Six Inches.

I enjoyed  nephiteforce2’s story about how his parents survived an almost fatal accident caused on purpose by a man by the name of John Renolds.  I really liked how he described that if his mom was driving instead of his dad then he would be an orphan.  I can not believe that only six inches seperated his parents and death.  I really sugest that you read this pheonomenal story of life and death.

Everyone has fallen under the trap of the classic boy band. Mostly girls but boys can fall under their disgusting lip singing trap of fake singing. They disgust me, dancing around like a bunch of school girls lip singing to the real singers voice who are behind the scenes. Why do they want to become singers if they cannot really sing.  I guess the world will never know but there is one thing that we know for sure we must get rid of all boy bands.  That is where the BBES (boy band elimination squad) comes in handy.  We rid the world of the evil boy bands create!  Our latest project is Fall Out Boy. Those tight pant wearing skater wanna be’s are done making hippnotic tunes of fake music.  We are going to DANCE DANCE them all the way to our secret boy band prison. Although we may go easier on them because they acually play music and write songs but we will see.  What do you think happened to the Back Street boys or NSYNC we got them of course.  Although we have failed to keep that SEXY BACK of Justin Timberlake behind bars.  Of coarse his time will come sooner or later.  Now those SUGARS are GOIN DOWN SWINGIN’.  They have a concert tonight and all though they don’t know it the drums, guitars, bass, and microphone have exploding nets and smoke bombs in them just they wait! Oh if you would like to join BBES just call this number: 1888-destroybbands thats 1888-destroybbands. Now back to the story MUH HA HA HA!
TO BE CONTINUED………….

PUFFINS ARE PEOPLE TOO YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Osama,

I just have one question, why? Do you enjoy watching people suffer? Do you like taking lifes of brother, sons, mothers, and fathers? Taking away from kids who will never see their own family members ever again. Are you proud of yourself? Do you go home to your cave or hole or wherever you live with a smile on your face because hundreds of people died that day on your acount. Is your mother proud of you? Do you call her and say guess what mom I just constructed a mass murder plot aren’t you proud of me? That is sick! Is this truely what your god wants? To kill others unmercifully. I don’t believe that. I believe that god wants us to live peacefully.  How do you live with yourself?  I think that you evil leaders of the world are accually the equivilent of a scared little puppy.  Training others to do your biding and kill themselves in the process.  Wow, well I hope you are happy in your little hole while you think of all the terrible things you have done.  I have nothing further to say to you other than I hope your plans and terror group die out.

Sincerily, An angry person

It was a cold november evening the oompa loompas were frolicing among candy forests of this magnificent place. I had no clue where Charlie and Willy were. I was in the inventing room making new amazing candys to be sold around the world. After the lightnig licorice incident I have been in sort of a slump. I have tried so many different candys but they have all turned out to be grey globs of mush. This time it will be different this time because i’ve got my fabulous idea behind me. This time I will beat that showboating good for nothing Willy Wonka and his accomplis Charlie! Of coarse when they are around I act as if I like them but oh ho it is so much different than that. I will win over the factory, me yes me! My cherry chocolate bombs will blow those kids of their feet! Wait what is that footsteps hmm they must be home early “Willy, Charlie hows it going muh ha ha ha!”

to be continued…….