bartok the magnificiant

Everyone has fallen under the trap of the classic boy band. Mostly girls but boys can fall under their disgusting lip singing trap of fake singing. They disgust me, dancing around like a bunch of school girls lip singing to the real singers voice who are behind the scenes. Why do they want to become singers if they cannot really sing.  I guess the world will never know but there is one thing that we know for sure we must get rid of all boy bands.  That is where the BBES (boy band elimination squad) comes in handy.  We rid the world of the evil boy bands create!  Our latest project is Fall Out Boy. Those tight pant wearing skater wanna be’s are done making hippnotic tunes of fake music.  We are going to DANCE DANCE them all the way to our secret boy band prison. Although we may go easier on them because they acually play music and write songs but we will see.  What do you think happened to the Back Street boys or NSYNC we got them of course.  Although we have failed to keep that SEXY BACK of Justin Timberlake behind bars.  Of coarse his time will come sooner or later.  Now those SUGARS are GOIN DOWN SWINGIN’.  They have a concert tonight and all though they don’t know it the drums, guitars, bass, and microphone have exploding nets and smoke bombs in them just they wait! Oh if you would like to join BBES just call this number: 1888-destroybbands thats 1888-destroybbands. Now back to the story MUH HA HA HA!
TO BE CONTINUED………….